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Faptain

My wife would kick your ass.
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  • United States Virgin Islands
  • Deviant for 14 years
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P-E

Current Residence: deep deep space
Operating System: space laptop bitch
Skin of choice: yours would make ugly space pajamas
Personal Quote: "Fuck."

Favourite Movies
back to the future, jaws
Other Interests
vodka, cigars, sharks, tities, children

derp

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This is just a plz account. This is not the original Faptain. Go outside kids.
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You rock, really
that's interesting
Damn strait. I'm the most interesting thing on this site.
Glad you noticed.
yeah, apparently i made you a little too interesting.
There's nothing little about me, boy.
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Good day to you, Viral. ^_^
I like your style kid.

What do you say, wanna be my daughter?